EVER WONDER..
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why you never see the headline
"Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why "abbreviated"
is such a long word?
Why doctors call what they do
"practice"?
Why lemon juice
is made with artificial flavor,
and dishwashing liquid
made with real lemons?
Why the man who invests all your money
is called a broker?
Why the time of day
with the slowest traffic
is called rush hour?
Why there isn't
mouse-flavored cat food?
Why Noah didn't swat
those two mosquitoes?
Why they sterilize the needle
for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box
that is used on airplanes?
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink
when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck
together?
If flying is so safe,
why do they call the airport
the terminal?
Why do drugstores make the sick
walk all the way to the back of the store
to get their prescriptions
while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front!
Hmmmm….. We may never know
