The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his
tail instead of his tongue.
-Anonymous
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want
to go where they went.
-Will Rogers
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy
licking your face.
-Ben Williams
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more
than he loves
himself.
-Josh Billings
The average dog is a nicer person than the average
person.
-Andy Rooney
We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and
love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their
all. It's the best deal man has ever made.
-M. Acklam
Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite
unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always
have to mix love and hate.
-Sigmund Freud
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn
around three times before lying down.
-Robert Benchley
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never
washed a dog.
-Franklin P. Jones
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that
certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very,
very few persons.
-James Thurber
If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.
-Unknown
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up
to $3.00 a can.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous,
he will not bite you; that is the principal difference
between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain
You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will
give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right!
I never would've thought of that!' -
- Dave Barry
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives
whole.
-Roger Caras
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog
biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of
them.
-Phil Pastoret
My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog
already thinks I am.
$2100 in dog money.
-Joe Weinstein
Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean,
here we come back from a grocery store with the most
amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow.
They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
-Anne Tyler
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs
should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein
